И еще чуть-чуть юмора в понедельник

1: hi
2: hi
1: name?
2: Chun Wu at your service
1: Alexander Goldberg
2: sup
1: u kno i never forgave u koreans for attacking the pearl harbor
2: uhh. i’m chinese… and that was the japanese who attacked it
1: chinese, japanese, koreans… whats the difference
2: …… u serious?
1: yeah
2: …… u kno i never forgave u jews for sinking the titanic
1: that was an iceberg
2: goldberg, greenberg, iceberg… whats the difference?